Here are a couple of recent samplings of
political humor spreading across the net via e-mails:
You may remember that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim
a spaceship with five weird aliens aboard crashed on a
sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is the
incident of course, that many say has been covered up by the United
States government. However, you may not know that on March 31, 1948,
exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
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